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Get the Urban Llama Gangs Off Our Streets
Petition Background (Preamble):
I was a victim. As I was walking home from 7-11 one night, my dear friend and I were surrounded by a local llama gang in California. We were, unknowingly, both wearing brown clothing, the least favorite color of the ferocious beasts. Before we could say "Help, we're being attacked by llamas," we were tied up and spat upon. They licked our faces, and after being violated in the worst of ways, they pointed their sinister little llama hooves directly at us and laughed.
I still have nightmares about that night, and I know that i am not alone. Please take a stand and put the llama gangs where they belong, behind bars.
The Get the Urban Llama Gangs Off Our Streets petition to President Bush was written by Wesley Scott and is in the category Youth at GoPetition. Contact author here. Petition tags: llama, llamas, streets, gangs, victims, night, america, urban, children, llama gangs, behind bars, our children, our streets, urban llama, urban llama gangs, the urban llama